He was caught red handed, with a mouth FULL of dog food. It's not like I'm starving him! I told him to spit it out, but it was too late.
He proceeded to say, mmmmm, nummy nummy!!! I couldn't believe he had actually just eaten an entire bite of mushy dog food. Disgusting. I moved him away from it and he hasn't suffered any ill effects. He also hasn't attempted to eat any more. Maybe it wasn't really that tasty after all.